Toilet Paper= Wedding Dress

When I saw this video...I thought it woud be perfecto-mundo for my RestroomRun blog, it's insightful and groundbreaking AND hilarious. Ch-ch-check it out!

The NEW 4th judge on AI.

American Idol just got a major ratings boost and it hasn't even started. Funny girl Ellen will be the official 4th judge on AI. Though, we will certainlly all miss Ms. Paula, this is going to be cool to watch...admit it. I personally think Ellen will bring something unique to the table. She does like to dance to music.

Seriously?

The Hef-meister is getting a divorce? Seriously? I didn't even know he was married. I though he was just a workaholic-lucky man living in a mansion with beautiful women. Divorce? Wowo. Shocko. Hope everything works out for him and Kimberly Conrad.

MEAN Giants

Why the hell would they pull this crap? I don't get it. The Giants cut wide receiver David Tyree. Word is he was just as shocked. What are your thoughts? Where is Tyree's future headed? Reality TV? Dancing With the Stars? Well, regardless- he was definitely a Superbowl hero for the Giants in 2008.

On the Radio

Check this out if you're into NPR and see how Robert Frank's Elevator Girl looks now years later.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112389032

It's funny how much people change, but yet still stay the same in so many ways, huh? Word.

Bands: MUSIC

Who is your favorite band?










If it isn't here..who do you reccommend?

Books

I am currently reading John Leguizamo's FREAK. It is a good read so far. I'm enjoying it. John Leguizamo is not only my idol on the stand up comedian side, but he's also a phenomenal actor and writer. He is the reason why I wanted to become a performer. Pick up your copy of FREAK right now, pronto-man.

Bingin' the Competition

The New Search engine BING seems to be "bingin' the competition" to other well-known search engines like google, yahoo!, and aol to name a few.

I tried BING...typed in restaurant and got crazy hits. It seems to be really innovative- somewhat similar to google, but not entirely.  Every day BING has a new landscape or background with "mini-boxes" that you can click on to learn about the landscape region, etc. Maybe BING can help people learn?

What are your thoughts on BING? Will you be using it? Go try it out at http://www.bing.com/

She's Baaaaack

A beautiful Whitney Houston seen in NYC, she's bangin' hot and looking really pretty- "doncha wish yo mama was hot like that, doncha?" Really, really happy for Miss Houston.

Will you be buying her new CD?

Scary WTF

Scary Scary WTF, Can you believe this story? Is it for rizzo-dizzo or fakey-fake? What's your take?

The Chupacabra Caught?

by Mike Krumboltz

18 hours ago

It really does exist! Maybe! The famed chupacabra has apparently been found, and it's a Texan.

Or at least it was. The beast is now dead, but news of its capture near Blanco, Texas, inspired Bigfoot-sized searches. Lookups on "chupacabra" surged a whopping 571%, and related queries on "what does chupacabra mean" also roared. (For the record, its rough translation is "goat sucker.") The find also inspired renewed interest in the equally notorious Montauk Monster.

Jerry Ayer, owner of Blanco Taxidermy School, has possession of the mythical beast's body. According to CNN, the animal was discovered by one of Ayer's students. The student had "placed poison...to catch an unidentified animal that had gotten into a family member's barn." Little did the student know the animal in question was (maybe) the chupacabra.

In the video from CNN (which is pretty gross, so beware), Ayer shows off some of the unusual features of the animal, including abnormally long legs and teeth. It looks a bit like the world's ugliest (and meanest) dog.

Of course, this is hardly the first time someone has claimed to have captured the chupacabra. In years past, brave souls have spotted it in places ranging from Russia to Maine to the Philippines. Often the animal is spotted by folks who conveniently forget to snap a photo.

Not so this time. Ayer says he plans to preserve the animal and then donate it to a local museum so it can be enjoyed by others. As the taxidermist puts it, the beast is "a tremendous conversation piece." Sort of like the Mona Lisa or a really stellar collection of garden gnomes.   http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92971?fp=1 

Here's a picture I found floating around and whoever took it did NOT conveniently forget their camera. Come on people we all have camera cells now, get with the program and snap a pic.

NEW SHOW

LOOKING FORWARD TO:

Set your DVRs, etc. This looks like a fun show for Fall.



GLEE CLUB starts Wednesday September 9th, 2009 at 9 PM, 8 Central on FOX

I'm all hyped up about it, are you? Thoughts?

Working Out

I work out at a local gym every morning.  It's part of my daily routin/regime.  In the beginning, it is tough. Your legs are sore, your arms are weak...but I feel like a better person. I've even lost body fat and gained muscle mass- so my overall scaled weight has remained the same.

Some people are hardcore, though. I put in about 2 hours every morning, others put in a half day of working out everyday. I've always been told it isn't how much you can lift, it's your endurance throughout the work out that gives you definition and results.  I don't want to break an arm or leg, I would just like to be physically fit. But, still...back to the working out hardcore peeps, some are way too funny.  My friends and I call them the Spartans because they work out like if they are on a mission to kill off humanity or something.  One time, one of them was doing squats and he let one big one rip. "Shit," the Spartan said in his steroidal voice. "I just sharted."

My point exactly.

Restroom Run: Restroom Run Intro

Restroom Run: Restroom Run Intro

Restroom Run Intro

Hello Bloggers,

Welcome to Restroom Run, a blog where you can joke about the funniest things and not feel like you're the only one laughing at them. We have all had those restroom run experiences...you know the ones where you can't hold it in. That's what this blog is all about- not holding it in. It is a no holds- no bars blog. We will discuss the funny things in every day life, in current events, in history and herstory to be fair. The smart asses out there are probably saying, "Well, there's tons of those blogs out there." I am saying, "Yes, you are right...and yes you are constipated." I know that this is going to be a light-hearted and fun way to just ease it all out. Flush!

Restroom Run Founder
Jesse Garza